Pre-Mixed Cock Tale
Nobody knows what’s in it. Nobody’s stopped at just one.
Zippy, citrusy, and slightly suspicious, this tangled-up concoction fizzes with tropical fruit, zings of ginger, and a whisper of something herbal you can’t quite place. Legend has it Uncle Ranzo brewed it chasing a goose that didn’t exist — and drank it all before he ever found out.
We don’t recommend asking questions. Just drink it cold.
Pre-Mixed Cock Tale
Nobody knows what’s in it. Nobody’s stopped at just one.
Zippy, citrusy, and slightly suspicious, this tangled-up concoction fizzes with tropical fruit, zings of ginger, and a whisper of something herbal you can’t quite place. Legend has it Uncle Ranzo brewed it chasing a goose that didn’t exist — and drank it all before he ever found out.
We don’t recommend asking questions. Just drink it cold.